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BtVS Sound Files - Listed By Character
Hey! Wanna download some of the Coolest Buffy Sounds on the net? Well, you've come to the right place! First, Choose your favorite BtVS Character(s) and listen or download their quotes. Then, when you've picked the sound you want, Left click your mouse to hear the sound, and right click your mouse to save it! Sounds listed by character are in order of the character that begins the statement.

Angel | Buffy | Cordelia | Faith | Giles | Oz | Spike | Willow | Xander |


Angel


Buffy

  • Buffy: Tonight, ok?..... Not okay! It can't be tonight!
    Giles: My calculations are precise.
    Buffy: They're bad calculations! Bad!
    (From: Never Kill a Boy on The First Date)
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  • Giles: 90% of the vampire slaying game is waiting.
    Buffy: You couldn't have told me that 90% ago?
    (From: Never Kill a Boy on The First Date)
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  • Buffy: Love makes you do the wacky.
    (From: Some Assembly Required)
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  • Buffy: A Demon! A Demon! A Demon
    Willow: It's not a demon, it's a car.
    Buffy: What does it want?
    (From: Halloween)
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  • Buffy: I'm just saying there is something a little too clean about this clown.
    Willow: (Laugh) He's a clean clown......I have my own fun
    (From: Ted)
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  • Buffy: I can't do this. I can't take care of things. I killed my giga-pet. Literally, I sat on it.
    (From: Bad Eggs)
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  • Buffy: You really think it'll bother him?
    Willow: Ira Rosenberg's only daughter nailing crucifixes to her bedroom wall? I have to go over to Xander's house just to watch a Charlie Brown Christmas every year.
    Buffy: See your point.
    Willow: Although it is worthwhile to see him do the Snoopy dance.
    (From: Passion)
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  • Buffy: Thanks for stopping by and dying?
    (From: Dead Man's Party)
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  • Buffy: First rule of slaying - don't die.
    (From: Faith, Hope, and Trick)
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  • Buffy: I need some wet toilet paper.
    Cordelia: Yeah, that'll help!
    (From: Homecoming)
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  • Buffy: Hmmm... Acemdemic Probations not so funny today, huh, Giles?
    (From: Revelations)
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  • Buffy: Interesting lady. Can we kill her?
    Giles: The Council might frown upon that.
    (From: Revelations)
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  • Buffy: What are you doing for Christmas?
    Willow: Being Jewish. Remember people, not everybody worships Santa.
    (From: Amends)
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  • Buffy: Alright, ten more minutes of chanting and you guys have to go to bed.
    (From: Amends)
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  • Buffy: Alright, I get it. You're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?
    (From: Amends)
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  • Synder: Fight it if you want. Just remeber, if you lift a finger at me, you'll have to answer to moo.
    Buffy: Answer to moo? Did that sentence just make some sense that I am not in on?
    Synder: Mothers Oppossed to the Occult. Powerful group.
    Buffy: And who came up with that lame name?
    Synder: That would be the founder. I believe you call her mom.
    (From: Gingerbread)
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  • Buffy: Bite Me.
    (From: Helpless)
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  • Buffy: There's something about this one that.. scares me. I need my Willow.
    (From: The Zeppo)
    Download! tr> Buffy: This is a bad time.
    Giles: You keep saying that.
    Buffy: Well, it looks pretty Bad! I think someone had just a little too much free time on their hands
    Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
    Buffy: No! 'Cause you're very, very old and it's gross.
    (From: The Freshman) NEW!
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  • Buffy: How can I hunt in this mob? Don't you people have homes?
    (From: Living Conditions) NEW!
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Cordelia

  • Cordelia: Buffy, these men are rich, and I am not being shallow. Think of all the poor people I can help with all of my money?
    (From: Reptile Boy)
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  • Cordelia: Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.
    (From: Halloween)
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  • Cordelia: It feels like home...if it's the 50's and you're a psycho!
    (From: Ted)
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  • Cordelia: Nice pet, Giles. Don't you like anything regular? Golf, USA Today, or anything?
    (From: Dead Man's Party)
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  • Cordelia: What is it with you and slayer? Maybe I should dress up like one and put a stake to your throat.
    Xander: Oh god, please don't let that be sarcasm.
    (From: Faith, Hope, and Trick)
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  • Cordelia: Why is it that every time I go somewhere with you it always ends up in violence and terror?
    Buffy: Welcome to my life.
    (From: Homecoming)
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  • Cordelia: Okay, not funny. Hey! You! Where did you put my car?
    Custodian: Pardon?
    Cordelia: My auto. El convertablo.
    Custodian: You students aren't allowed to drive and you know it.
    Cordelia: What?
    Custodian: Go on now miss. You better get in before the sun sets.
    (From: The Wish)
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  • Cordelia: Hey! Get your grubby, custodial hands on that. That hairspray costs 45 dollars and it's imported
    (From: Gingerbread)
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  • Cordelia: And once again the gold medal in the being wrong event goes to Xander, I'm as stupid as I look, Harris.
    (From: The Prom)
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Faith

  • Faith: I'm telling you. I don't need a new watcher. No offense lady, I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kinda dead.
    (From: Revelations)
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  • Faith: Excuse me Mary Poppins. You don't seem to be listening.
    (From: Revelations)
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  • Faith: Rise and shine people!
    Buffy: It's your wake-up call.
    (From: Bad Girls)
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  • Faith: What are you gonna do, B? Kill me? You become me. You're not ready for that. (Kisses Her) Yet!
    (From: Enemies)
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  • Vampire: You killed him.
    Faith: What are you, the narrator?
    (From: Choices)
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Giles

  • Giles: System interrupted? Who says you can interrupt you stupid useless fad? Yeah, I said fad, and I'll say it again.
    (From: Gingerbread)
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Oz

  • Oz: It's Willow, she's nearby.
    Cordelia: What? You can smell her? She doesn't even wear perfume.
    Oz: She's afraid.
    Cordelia: Oh my God, is this some sort of residual werewolf thing? This is very disturbing.
    Oz: I totally agree.
    (From: Lover's Walk)
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Spike

  • Spike: I wish I were dead.
    Buffy: Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard.
    Spike: Hey, back off.
    (From: Lover's Walk)
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Willow

  • Willow: We used to go out but we broke up.
    Buffy: How come?
    Willow: He stole my barbie. Uh....we were five.
    (From: Welcome to Hellmouth (The Harvest))
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  • Willow: The reflection thing that you don't have. Angel, how do you shave?
    (From: Reptile Boy)
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  • Willow: Oz has his cool hair today. I think I'm a groupie.
    (From: Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewillered)
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Xander

  • Xander: I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party.
    (From: Nightmares)
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  • Xander: So Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
    Buffy: Xander?!
    Xander: I mean...how'd the laying go. No, I don't mean that either.
    (From: Never Kill a Boy on The First Date)
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  • Xander: And while I'm widdling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune.
    (From: School Hard)
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  • Xander: Angel's our friend....except I don't like him.
    (From: What's My Line (Part 2))
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  • Xander: Willow, you are the best human ever. I adore you. Well, that's the cookies talking, but you rock!
    (From: Ted)
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  • Xander: Buffy and Faith are in the library getting all sweaty.
    Cordelia: They're training.
    Xander: I stand by my phrase.
    (From: Homecoming)
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  • Xander: Ah man! It's Nazi Germany, and I've got Playboys in my locker
    (From: Gingerbread)
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    Xander: Excuse me? Playboys, can we turn the simpathy this way?
    (From: Gingerbread)
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